he walked in on you at the party drunkenly dancing alone on the bed wearing mardi gras beads, sunglasses, and using one ski pole as a microphone.... and you STILL got laid. i dont get your life.
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
COCAINE IS GR8
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
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