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say what?
wanna hang out?
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Care to explain to me why theres a baby food jar filled with semen in my fridge? or why its labeled as unicorn sweat?
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
Apparently, I woke him up at 4AM, and yelled "you're mad because we don't have sex," while grabbing his dick. Then immediately fell back asleep, dick in hand.
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
Randomize
