remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
so I was like, you know platform 9 3/4? I know something else with those measurements. best. pick up line. ever.
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
Someone left a beer in front of your door...there's a note with it that says "peace offering"
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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