OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
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