i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
Are you pooping in the stall next to me?
Maybe....
Cause I just heard a fart and it sounded like one of your farts.
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
Also I'm very proud of th fact that I walked my dog before bed. Drunk dog walking should be an Olympic sport; it takes SKILLS.
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
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