xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
I was arrested last night for attempting to flee and elude. I wasn't really trying to run from the police. I was drunk and lost in the woods. I thought it was pretty obvious when I was waving at them from my puddle of puke that I wasn't really hiding.
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
They left me at home... I'm a liability
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