This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
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