Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
im sitting at a bagel shop wearing a princess crown hungover and have a sweater that is not mine.
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
My mom assumed I was crying because he was leaving. Figured that was better than explaining my eye's sensitivity to semen..
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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