I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
Super stoned right now. And I stared at my exit, thought to myself "hey self. That is your exit" and I kept driving right past it.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
Randomize
