smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
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Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
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That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
Can you repeat that, but with context?
You are a genius and a whore.
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
I mean, he’s listed as “Andrew DC Threesome” in my phone. THATS HOW I REMEMBER HIM! How is that not the start of a fairytale?
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