I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
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It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
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My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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