school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
the best part about watching a meteor shower at 4 am is being able to masturbate in public and drink hot chocolate at the same time.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
when i woke up w mysterious sticky crap in my hair, i assumed i had another blackout hookup. nope. turns out i made PBJ and proceeded to pass out in it. i ate the evidence when i woke up.
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