maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
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You should have been there to see the look on her face when I told her that my dog gives better head than her. It was a beautiful symphony of shock, anger, and disbelief.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
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I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
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