so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
lets start a swedish sibling band together
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
bad sex. bad bad bad. it was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty pringles can. why do these guys always seem to find me?
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
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