So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
We're not piercing ourselves today.
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
Just FYI: if you happen to notice a liquid of some sort on my kitchen counter with an interesting color/ texture, don't taste it
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