I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
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