Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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