She's in the bathroom crying cuz she can't get the condom out of her giner. Do you have tongs?
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
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Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
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sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
My mom said she saw you at the bar last night and asked how you were. She said, you replied with, "Oh you know, just knocked up."
Figured I'd get right to the point
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
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