She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
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Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
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I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
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