If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
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Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
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I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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