PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
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I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
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i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
I told my coworker that I'd get him some edibles because he wants to rekindle his marriage. I'd better get some good karma out of this.
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