Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
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it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
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anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
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