Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
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