epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
who do I fuck, the girl waiting for me upstairs or her roomate making me mac and cheese right now?? This is the single hardest decision I've always wanted to have to make
I woke up to a topless girl handing me a blunt. Candidate for greatest wake-up ever?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i dont even know how to be here
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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