It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
Ketchup is God's man juice
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
Drunk at work, covered in Cheetos is no way to go through life.
I found Cheetos.
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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