he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
There's an amish chick decked out in amish clothes on a cell phone staring at me.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
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