we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
i ran into my coworkers when i was walking home last night. i was shirtless. i think i gave my shirt to Walter. he's a cat.
im still drunk. birthday week begins.
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
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