I swear she didn't look like that last week.
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
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