I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
I love you. Go after that dick
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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