Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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