my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
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I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
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I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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