How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
It's just like the Real World with babies
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
someone stole my phone at the bar last night, naturally, it led to me waking up in the bartender’s bed
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
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