I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
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he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
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I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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