i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
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