We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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