party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Where are you? I just made a vodka + cranberry & I’m going to drive there & throw it in your face
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
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