dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
Julian told me all the fish in his pond died and he didn't know when or how. I didn't have the heart to tell him he drunkenly peed in the pond on Saturday as everyone cheered him on.
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
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Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
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Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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