Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
my being single is dangerous.
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
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He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
I want to apologize in advance for texting you a picture of my penis tonight.
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
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I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
When you're trying to sneak from the bathroom to your room with dildo, but it glows in the dark and suddenly your entire life is illuminated in the shape of dick
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
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