Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
My phone has started autocorrecting "monogamy" to "monogamish"
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
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