apparently the 911 operator took drunk dialing waaayy too seriously
i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
The chlamydia really affected his face.
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
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