wat bout pragnant strippers??
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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