the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
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