I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
Did I show you my penis last night?
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
After so many times of carrying your puked covered clothes home in a bag on a Tuesday morning, you begin to realize that Fucked Up Mondays aren't a real thing.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
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