My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
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unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
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It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
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