i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
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he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
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Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
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