ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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