You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
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