In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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