Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
i gained so much weight this year, i put on my string bikini underwear and couldnt see the string anymore! i hate my life.
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
Are we still banned from the library?
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
Almost there.
define "almost". like I have enough time to watch a youtube video or oh shit, put on some goddamn pants because they're in the driveway.
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
Randomize
