he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
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