doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
don't worry, i already broke the ice when i told the story about how i super glued a picture of big bird to my vag.
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
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