I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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