he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
I haven't been this unsober in a long time. I feel like I am observing myself. Like I am a test subject for alcohol. I wish my brain would shut up and let me be a normal drunk.
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
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